Wednesday, October 8, 2008

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Miller’s Baptist Church welcomes 7 – 13 year-old kids to Vacation Bible School starting June 16th, 2008. Proudly 97% forced-anal-sex-free since 1990.
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FOR SALE
Kitten parts – 2 lbs for $1. Bring your own sack.
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1 metal-framed manual retractable handheld canvas precipitation diverter – manufactured by hard-working Oriental children for our use in the out-of-doors. Built in 2007. Like new. $65.00
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Sealed solid brass ancient puzzle cube. Ornately inlaid with gold Aramaic Genie writing. Opens into 7-dimensional hell of eternal torture and undying mutilation.

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